Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

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How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.

How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

A:I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

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Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

Whats the similarity between a reddit user and a vulture?

Both are dead inside.

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Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".

What do you mean he's your half son?

What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.

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What does DMX say when he has trouble putting on a hoodie?

WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD AT?

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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How Swift is Kanye?

About as West as Taylor

What did Victoria say to the tailor?

I'm a Taylor too.

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What changes faster than technology?

Taylor Swifts boyfriend

Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.