Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

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Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't?

Because he's been snooping around.

How do you know when a mechanic has a girlfriend?

He has one clean finger.

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Whats the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over him.

Whats a hoes idea?

A Thot.

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What has two legs but can't walk?

A dead duck.

How does a crazy person walk through the forest?

He takes the psychopath.

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Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

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How Swift is Kanye?

About as West as Taylor

What did Victoria say to the tailor?

I'm a Taylor too.

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What are you doing?

Are you writing down everything I'm saying ! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG ! !" -anyone dating Taylor Swift

Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.