What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?

A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!

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Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

Why do you fight using only your feet?

Oh, y'know. For kicks.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer

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Why did Mike Tyson bring his calculator to church?

He was invited to thunday math.

Why doesn't Mike Tyson play the Playstation?

Because he's an Xboxer.