Why did the the acrophobe pothead start screaming?

She's afraid of heights.

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How do you make a small fortune in aviation?

Start out with a large fortune.

What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

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What is the height of honesty?

A: A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins

Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!