Why did the the acrophobe pothead start screaming?

She's afraid of heights.

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How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

What are your strengths?

I'm an optimist and a positive thinker." "Give me an example" "When do I start "

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What Would Justin Bieber Do?

scream like a little girl, grab nonexistent testicles & run away awkwardly.

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

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Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!

What is the height of honesty?

A: A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins