Why did the the acrophobe pothead start screaming?

She's afraid of heights.

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How many people does it take to start a riot?

3/5

Why did the paralympic athlete loose the race?

He didn't start off with the right foot. EDIT: Ortography

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What's worse than having a screaming child on your hands?

Having half a screaming child on your hands.

What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!

What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.