What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

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Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

What did the Chinese man say when Winter came around?

Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!

When is a body builder's shortest workout?

During the winter Swole-stace

Mitten Jokes More Mitten Jokes

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West?

Because they all wore mittens.

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Why did Helen Keller try lsd?

Because she was told it makes you see things!

What did Helen Keller's friend say to her?

offensive) You should try blind dating.

Mug Jokes More Mug Jokes

What do you call an Asian getting mugged?

Black and Yellow

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.