What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

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Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's the difference between an M&amp?

M and a tiny mute in your tuna sandwich screaming for help? One melts in your mouth, one mouths in your melt.

What's the difference between a moan and a scream?

About 3 inches

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

What do pirates do with their treasure in the winter?

They BURy it

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

Mitten Jokes More Mitten Jokes

Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

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What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

How did Helen Keller break her arms?

She tried to read a road sign going 45mph

Mug Jokes More Mug Jokes

What if you get mugged?

So just to be safe, I took his guitar.

What's the difference between a cup and a mug?

being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged