What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

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What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.

What's black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

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Why don't girls where skirts in the winter?

So they don't get chapped lips.

What happens to donkeys in the winter?

They change into brrrrrro's.

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Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

How does a deaf and dumb tell a secret to another one?

He wears mittens.

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Why did Helen Keller fail her road test?

Because she was a woman

What did Helen Keller do when she was drowning?

She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.

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What did Meghan Trainor say when she got mugged?

Please sir, I don't want any treble.

What do you call an Asian getting mugged?

Black and Yellow