What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

What is a long room with many doors called?

I'm not sure, I hallways forget

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Audi drivers and a cactus?

Audi drivers have pricks on the inside

Whats the difference between a USB and the USA?

One has standards.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of potato chips do dogs like best?

RUFFles

What do all dogs get with their phones?

Collar ID

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the angry inflatable teacher say to the irresponsible inflatable child in the inflatable school?

Not only have you let me down, you've let yourself down, and you've let the whole school down!

Which do you let in first?

Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)

What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

NASCAR

What's worse than having a screaming child on your hands?

Having half a screaming child on your hands.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

What if I sewed myself shut?

Doc: Suture self.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark