What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

How do you drown a blonde in a submarine?

A: Knock on the door.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between camping and being homeless?

Marshmallows

What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog that goes to the beach?

Ballroom blitz

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

What is worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

1 baby nailed to 10 trees Sure, oldest one in the book but whatever lets hear what you got gang

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How are women like casinos?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

What does a woman get every month that lasts 3-5 days?

Her husband's salary.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

What's the difference between a moan and a scream?

About 3 inches

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

Why do you always have to be so negative?

Shut up, you're just basic!"

Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!