Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!

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Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

A: She wanted to rock and roll

What's the last thing you want to hear when you're blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

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What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?

A chicken

Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!

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Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

Why do dinosaurs climb trees?

There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.

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Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

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What's the tallest building?

A library, because it has so many stories.

What's the tallest building in your city?

The library, because it has the most stories.