Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!

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Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

Why do they call them "S'mores"?

Because you always want another one!

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How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

Why did the the acrophobe pothead start screaming?

She's afraid of heights.

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Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

What do you call a witch who climbs up walls?

Ivy.

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What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

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What is the tallest building in the entire world?

Q: What is the tallest building in the entire world? A: The library, because it has so many stories.

Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!