Why did the tree go to jail?

Treason

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How does a tree access the internet?

It logs on.

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

Treason Jokes More Treason Jokes

What do you call an Ent prince who betrays his dad?

Treason

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the dinosaur go to jail?

Because he was a child molester.

Why did the picture go to jail?

Because it was framed