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Why did the tree go to jail?

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What do you call an Ent prince who betrays his dad?

Treason

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

What stars go to jail?

Shooting stars.

Why did the number one go to jail?

187

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."

Freedom Jokes More Freedom Jokes

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What's a Russian's favorite service provider?

Sprint.

How do you get 30 drunk Russians out of the pool?

Put 30 crates of vodka near the pool

Video Jokes More Video Jokes

What do you call a video of pedestrians?

A: Footage.

Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

Marshmallow Jokes More Marshmallow Jokes

Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.