Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

What is the difference between a Sun Devil fan and a pet rock?

About 3 IQ points

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Whats the difference between a redneck couple, and two variables in a dataset?

The variables aren't necessarily related.

Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE?

One's mad cow disease the other's an agricultural problem.

Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Why couldn't the whistleblower step outside?

Because it's Snowden.

Why was the whistleblower late for his annual winter whistleblower's convention?

Because he was Snowden!

Treason Jokes More Treason Jokes

What do you call an Ent prince who betrays his dad?

Treason

Why did the tree go to jail?

Treason

Freedom Jokes More Freedom Jokes

What does E.T. stand for?

Freedom of speech

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

Marshmallow Jokes More Marshmallow Jokes

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

What is the difference between camping and being homeless?

Marshmallows

Accuse Jokes More Accuse Jokes

Why did the robot get detention?

Because he was accused of Boolean.

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Express Jokes More Express Jokes

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!