Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

What's the difference between a caver and a spelunker?

A caver rescues a spelunker.

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Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?

They never expect a ring

Whats the difference between a lentil and a chikpea?

I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on my face

Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

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Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

What do you call an Ent prince who betrays his dad?

Treason

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Why is Reddit the best place for freedom of speech?

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Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!

Marshmallow Jokes More Marshmallow Jokes

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

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What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.