What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?

I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!

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Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?

Because it had a bad motivator!

Why do Jamaican chickens make fun of all the other chickens?

Because they're jerks.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

Why did the Libertarian Cross the Road?

None of your Damn Business. Am I being detained?

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Why the chicken cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.