What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?

I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!

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Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

What's the worst part about going down on a vegan?

They taste like chicken.

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Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

Why did Dave Mirra cross the road?

To go to the Gun Store!!

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What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant?

A: A mad scientist.

What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.