What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!"

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What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!"

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!