How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know he's a peeping tom?

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".

How many white girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Pshh....white girls don't know how to screw.

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

Why cant Mexicans smoke joints?

They aint ever got any papers

What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a Mexican with no car?

Joaquin

Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What do you call someone who doesn't know how to party?

Illiterate (il-lit-erate)

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What's black &amp grey and also looks good on a cop?

The World Trade Center

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What's your phone number?

looks up from phone* Me: I don't have a phone. *looks down at phone* Coworker....

How can you tell if a bee is on the phone?

You get a buzzy signal.

Engine Jokes More Engine Jokes

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

Where did the engine go after he retired?

To live in a motor home

Hub Jokes More Hub Jokes

How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.