How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed?

He got baked.

What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many political parties does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.

What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What's the difference between an extroverted mathematician and an introverted mathematician?

The extroverted mathematician looks at YOUR shoes when he's speaking to you.

Why do scientists look for things twice?

A: Because they research everything.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why are you going through my phone?

BF: 'Do you have something to hide ' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'

Which phone is most sold in Australia?

The htc M8. Oi mate

Engine Jokes More Engine Jokes

How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

Why does Poesche keep their engines in the back?

To leave more room for Paul Walker in the Front..

Hub Jokes More Hub Jokes

How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.