What did the knife say to the potato?

Now I've got to cut you.

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What's the most useless thing about a knife?

The 'K'

What's 7 inches and makes women submissive?

A knife.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

How do Mexicans cut their pizzas?

With Little Caesars

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What is an Irish 7 course meal?

A six pack and a potato

Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.