What did the knife say to the potato?

Now I've got to cut you.

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Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What do you call the science of knives?

Cutting edge technology.

How'd you know?

P: *sees knife in my back* I'm good

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Why was the Hay Robber's prison sentence cut short?

He got out on bale.

How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut ?

Diagon alley

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

How many potatoes does it take to starve an Irish man?

None

What do you call a potato with no limbs?

An amputater