Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T. ?

General Lee speaking.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

Whats the ISIS members' astrological sign?

Sad terrorist

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What was the lonely chemist looking for?

AgF

What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?

Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What is the difference between the people in Dubai &amp?

the people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!

Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles ?

A car-toonist !

Why are art contests so disappointing?

They always end in a draw

Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

What did the snail say when his friend lost his car?

Where did Es-car-go.

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

Escargot Jokes More Escargot Jokes

Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

Why did the french chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.