Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the Japanese soda say to Papa John after he crashed his car?

I'm really sodie pop.

What's the name of the car of a hipster batman?

Tumblr.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Whats the KKK's favorite type of cake?

Sheet cake.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Which two regions have the most people named John?

SEA / NA

Why do people call the deceased "late"?

They aren't late.. They aren't coming.

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

How do we confirm life on another planet?

If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.

Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

What did the slug say to the snail?

Would you like a copy of the big issue

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Who's driving the car?

Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving .. **The cops**

Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.

Escargot Jokes More Escargot Jokes

Why did the french chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"