Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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What did the depressed pimp want for his birthday?

to be alone with his thots

Why did the devil buy so many shoes?

He wanted their soles.

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How do they separate the men from the boys in Athens?

With a crowbar.

How do the greek separate the men from the boys?

With a crow bar.

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Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.

Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use?

It must have fallen through a crack.

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How did the Newfie get his wife pregnant?

and you call us stupid.

Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.