Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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Where are the colored printers?

I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"

What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

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What river separates China and India?

Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"

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Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use?

It must have fallen through a crack.

Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.

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Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.

Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!