Why did the vampire go to hospital?

He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

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What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

What do bees do if they want to use public transport ?

Wait at a buzz stop !

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Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.

What is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

The ICU (I-see-you!)

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Why is Reddit different from Facebook?

removed

How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

Where did vampires go to first in America?

New-fang-land.