What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

What do you get if you cross a 20-year-old man, and 37 steak knives?

25 years in prison

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Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

Why did the snowman smile?

Because the snowblower is coming.

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Why is Hollywood full of vampires?

They need someone to play the bit parts.

What type of people do vampires like?

Type O positive people.