What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

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Why did the pillow cross the road?

Because it was cooler on the other side.

What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.

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Why aren't snowmen called snow women?

Because they're in the kitchen melting.

Where do snowmen put their webpages?

On the winternet.

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Why do vampires hate arguments?

Because they make themselves cross.

How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.