What do bees do if they want to use public transport ?

Wait at a buzz stop !

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How do you want me to label this stone armchair?

He said, "No man, clay chair."

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.

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Why do Christian bands only record with Pro Tools?

Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.

Why doesn't Ganon use the Internet?

There were too many Links.

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How can you tell if a 14 year old smokes weed?

Just wait. They'll tell you.

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

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What do Bees wear in the winter?

Yellow Jackets*

Why do bees hum ?

Because they've forgotten the words !

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Why are there trees in Harlem?

Public Transport

What do bees do if they want to use public transport ?

Wait at a buzz stop !

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What do bees do if they want to use public transport ?

Wait at a buzz stop !

What's a bee-line ?

The shortest distance between two buzz-stops !