What do bees do if they want to use public transport ?

Wait at a buzz stop !

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How many sycophants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How many do you want?

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

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Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

How can you tell if someone is ticklish?

You use test tickles

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How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman?

No, wait.

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

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How do bees get to school ?

By school buzz !

What kind of bee can keep an aeroplane dry ?

An aero-drone !

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Why are there trees in Harlem?

Public Transport

What do bees do if they want to use public transport ?

Wait at a buzz stop !

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What's a bee-line ?

The shortest distance between two buzz-stops !

What do bees do if they want to use public transport ?

Wait at a buzz stop !