Why hasn't Joe entered the race yet?

He's just Biden his time.

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What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

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Who will win?

When two of the most populated countries clash which race will rise?

Why did the electric car finish the race early?

It had a short circuit.

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Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning?

Grab a cup of joe.

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Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

What does Joe Biden say as he is leaving his house?

Biden