They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
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No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico
When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"
Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.
Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.
Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.
Myrrhder
A: Women working at 900 numbers.
he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
Where am I going & -What the hell is a "spokes" person for a bike company called
Because they have a limited view of life.
He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.
Because OCT 31= DEC 25
A crustacean :D :D
Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.
Him: Never. Me: But I put my "I Karaoke" t-shirt on. Him: We noticed. Me: This is the worst funeral ever.
HELLLOOOOO AMERICA!
There was a run on sentences.
Parole.