When is the only time a woman says something smart?

When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"

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How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

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When is the only time a woman says something smart?

When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"

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Women should be first.

What sentence did the man who took 2 minutes to turn around get?

Man .