What do you call a wizard with a good outlook on life?

An Opti-Mystic.

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What bring a dead duck back to life?

A dead bullfrog.

Why was the Butcher depressed?

Because his life was in shambles.

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How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

What do you call a wizard who loves being on busy trams?

Harry Frotteur