What do you call a wizard with a good outlook on life?

An Opti-Mystic.

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What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!"

What do you call a dinosaur that raps about life?

A philosorapper

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Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.