What do you call a wizard with a good outlook on life?

An Opti-Mystic.

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How do you know when you should get a puppy?

When life's getting a little ruff ...I'll see myself out

Why is Kylo Ren so lonely all the time?

He's Ben Solo his whole life

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Where do witches and wizards shop?

Voldemart.

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.