How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

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What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.

How to tell the difference between a bad, a good and an excellent accountant ?

When you ask them "2+2 is ?":

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What do you call a race run by baristas?

A **decaf**alon

How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

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How can you tell if a person's a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What is the one thing batman and superman don't have to worry about?

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Why don't Germans compete in marathons?

They have a sad history of not finishing off races.

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...