What service did Michael Jackson use to do his taxes?

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What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

What's that coffee drink with icecream?

I used to know it, but... Affogato.

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What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

What's brown and in a baby's diaper?

A: Michael Jackson's hand !!

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When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

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How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

A: None. The democrats do that.

What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.