Why did Vietnam revolt against the French?

Because they knew they would Nguyen.

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How did the gangster know the drug dealer was selling him a bad batch if meth?

He said : "Nah amine"

Why are there no podiatrist generals?

Because all they know is de feet

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Why is the Statue of Liberty hollow?

Because she's really French, and the French have no GUTS!

Why don't the french like kiwifruit?

Because of the green piece inside.

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Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

How many Vietnam veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SON YOU WEREN'T THERE!!

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How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

Why do anarchists smell so bad?

Because they're *revolting*

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What's a good source of Vietnamese renewable energy?

A Nguyen mill.

Why did Vietnam revolt against the French?

Because they knew they would Nguyen.