How did the gangster know the drug dealer was selling him a bad batch if meth?

He said : "Nah amine"

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the best animal related joke you know?

These jokes should be any jokes that are even vaguely related to animals!

What's the difference between a taliban outpost and an Afghani Elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones

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Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

What do blacks and apples have in common?

If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.

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What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.

Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

Gangster Jokes More Gangster Jokes

How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!