How many Vietnam veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SON YOU WEREN'T THERE!!

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How many Vietnam veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SON YOU WEREN'T THERE!!

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How many Vietnam veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SON YOU WEREN'T THERE!!

How many Vietnam veterans does it take to change a light bulb?

You weren't there, man!