Revolt Jokes

What do you call Turkey's revolting soldiers?

The Coup Clucks Clan.

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What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

Why did Vietnam revolt against the French?

Because they knew they would Nguyen.

How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

Why do anarchists smell so bad?

Because they're *revolting*

What does poop have in common with the Boston Rioters?

They're both revolting! *Baltimore. I clearly don't know my B-Cities.

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How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

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How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

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I view it in HD.

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What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..

What do Mexican jokes have in common with black jokes?

Once you know Juan, you know Jamal

Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What do you call a guy who can't poop?

A constipatient

What did the poop say to the pee when he was hitting on her?

I may be a two but your an eight..

Anarchist Jokes More Anarchist Jokes

Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

What do you call a man who can smell the future?

Nostrildamus

American Colonist Jokes More American Colonist Jokes

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

George Jokes More George Jokes

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

What is the formula for water ?

George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O !