Revolt Jokes

What do you call Turkey's revolting soldiers?

The Coup Clucks Clan.

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What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

Why did Vietnam revolt against the French?

Because they knew they would Nguyen.

How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

Why do anarchists smell so bad?

Because they're *revolting*

What does poop have in common with the Boston Rioters?

They're both revolting! *Baltimore. I clearly don't know my B-Cities.

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?

poop.

What do you call a Chatbook that consists solely of pictures of your poop?

A Shatbook.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What do you call someone who knows one?

American.

What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:

Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?

Because they were Wright.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What did Mustafa's dad say after he founded Turkey?

attaturk.

What do Americans and Putin have in common?

They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.

Whats the new French flag look like?

A white cross emblazoned on a white background!

Anarchist Jokes More Anarchist Jokes

Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do anarchists smell so bad?

Because they're *revolting*

Baltimore Jokes More Baltimore Jokes

What do you get when you burn Baltimore?

Baltiless

What is the worst city to be a cop in?

Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work.

Colonist Jokes More Colonist Jokes

How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting