Why did Vladimir fall off his bike?

He was rushin

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Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.

What do you do if an epileptic falls in your swimming pool?

Throw in your laundry.

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Why should you never run over a black kid on a bike?

Because it's probably your bike...

What do you call a Mexican on a bike?

a dirt bike

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What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)