Why did Vladimir fall off his bike?

He was rushin

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Where was Timmy when the bomb fell?

Everywhere.

Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

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What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

What is the similarity between a black man and a bike?

They both only work with a chain on.

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What's Vladimir's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz

What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)