What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

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How do you call an American that hasn't gone to the toilet in 7 days?

An American full of himself.

How do you know you're flying over Poland?

A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

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How do you see countries neighboring Russia?

Ukraine your neck.

How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.

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What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

Who are you

What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

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What do you call a Russian, homophobic, golfer?

Vladimir Putting

What is Vladimir's computer always doing?

ComPutin