What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

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How do you print something when you've really got to go to the toilet?

You ctrl p.

Who serves the toilet?

The buuttt-lerrr!

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An ambulance.

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He was snowden

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Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.

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What's Vladimir's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz

What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin