What do you do if an epileptic falls in your swimming pool?

Throw in your laundry.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Why did Sara fall out of the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock..who's there..Not Sara.

Laundry Jokes More Laundry Jokes

What do you do if your GF is having siezures in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

What is the most racist house chore?

Laundry, because you have to sort the whites from the colors.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him !

What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

How do you get 100 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "hey, you Canadians! Get out of that swimming pool!"

How deep is a swimming pool?

It deep-ends.