Why did Xmen's Cyclops go to the doctors?

Because he needed laser eye surgery!

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What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

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What they really need is Nonwhitepeoplemeet.com

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What does a duck say when it goes to the doctor?

Quack

Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale