Why did Xmen's Cyclops go to the doctors?

Because he needed laser eye surgery!

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Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.

How many blind men would it take to change a light bulb?

Why would a blind man need a light bulb?

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What did the doctor say to the man wearing cling-film?

I can clearly see you're nuts

What happened to you?

the doctor asks. "I stepped on something."