Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

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Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

How deep is the ocean?

A shark spooked him while he was surfing.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How are you feeling?

The thermometer responded, "0K."

Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call two doctors with the same career?

Pair of medics.

Why do computer teachers never get sick?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.