What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

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Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What's the difference between bullets and people?

People miss Harambe

Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

Who Shot JR ?

by U Dunnit

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

What time do kids need naps?

A: At whine o'clock.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What's 9 inches long, pink, and women scream when you put in their mouth?

Their miscarriage

What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime?

Don't talk with someone in your mouth.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.

What kind of code does a volcano use to make its website?

HTMelt

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD

What do you say to a soldier who doesn't turn up for Camouflage training?

Well done.