What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

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What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates

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Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she keeps running away from the ball

How are third party candidates like soccer?

They're only really popular in America once every four years.