Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.

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I don't know, check the post above me.

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Because she prefers to drive stick!

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He's Snowden.

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Russia kept Stalin it

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In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

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Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.