Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.

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Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

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Who's the top selling author in Russia?

Salman Rush B

Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

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Whose son was Edward the Black Prince ?

Old King Coal !

Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.