They both got their fur low.
Because women are always right.
If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.
Because they are ugly and they stink.
A woman who doesn't know her place.
Because there's Targets around every corner.
A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.
A: They could get chapped lips!
Winter is coming.
Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."
Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.
So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.
