What do you study to learn about acid?

A pHD

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Why can't acids argue well?

All their statements are baseless.

Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?

Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.

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How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

Where do you learn to make banana splits?

At sundae school.

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Why is a foreign exchange student like a gynecologist?

Because they both study abroad!

Why did the women's studies major go to college?

To study a broad

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Why can't black people get PhD's?

Because they can't get past their Masters.

What do you call a black person with a PHD?

A Doctor you racist!