What do you study to learn about acid?

A pHD

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What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

Why do people take acid at raves?

Because there's so much base.

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What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

What did you learn in school today?

Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!

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How do you study for a prostate exam?

By cramming.

Why did the man's kidneys fail?

They didn't study.

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Why can't black people get PhD's?

Because they can't get past their Masters.

What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista