What do you study to learn about acid?

A pHD

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What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

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How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

What is every blonde's ambition?

A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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What do you call the study of Japanese sound?

Yakuztics

What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

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What do call a fish with a Phd?

A brain sturgeon.

What is the difference between a PhD in mathematics and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four