Why didn't Microsoft release Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 ate 9.

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What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

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Why does little Timmy keep throwing up gang signs?

Because he ate too much of them.

How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

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Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

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Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 8 9

Why did they skip Windows 9?

Because 7 8 9!