How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

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How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

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What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.