Why did your sister jump out the window ?

Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit

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Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common?

Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.

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What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing

Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange. . . Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

A: You should bill Gates.

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What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

What did one cell say to his sister that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

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Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.