Why did your sister jump out the window ?

Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit

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What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

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Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

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Why did the old man throw the matress out the window?

Dementia

Why do you say he's conceited?

Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.

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Why did the grain call his sister "momma"?

Because he was in bread!

Why don't robots have brothers?

Because they all have trans-sisters

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What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE"

How do you find out that a cricket hears with its legs?

First, you put the cricket on a box, tap the box, and you see that the cricket jumps away. Now, you cut his legs off, put him on a box, tap the box, and you'll see that the cricket does not jump away.