Because windows 7 8 9
Because Windows 7 ate 9!!! :D
Because he's allergic to glutes
A: Because he can't see through the wall.
End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"
Because it was in the middle of 9 11
A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people.
Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..
13\. Number 9 will shock you!
Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.