Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

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What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

Why do we have Martin Luther King Jr. Day off?

So the black people will not be the only ones skipping school.

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Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

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Why is 10 afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9

Why did the gamer and mathematician cross the road?

To get to 10.

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What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common?

People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.

Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9

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Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store?

No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.