What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

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What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

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What did Wilford Brimley say to his wife when he found out she was pregnant?

You have diafetus

What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

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What's the worst thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

Why did the train go to the brothel?

To blow of a little steam

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What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

Why are you begging for a quarter?

Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.

Paycheck Jokes More Paycheck Jokes

What a greek says as he get his paycheck?

Danke Shn.

How do you starve a neurosurgeon?

Hide his paycheck with his kids.

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What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.