You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.
A tribal tattoo makes you laugh.
It takes more than one hipster to push the black people out of a neighborhood.
About 60 pounds.
A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"
Blowing Swallowing Gargeling
I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.
Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.
Because he put in a little extra clovertime.
To prevent tooth DK.