Why did the Sheikh cross the road?

To get to the other wife.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit?

He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."

How did Mr Cheese paint his wife?

He Double Gloucester.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

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Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers