Why did the Sheikh cross the road?

To get to the other wife.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way."

Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.