What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band?

Bullets For My Valentine

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Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

What's the difference between bullets and everyone ?

Everyone misses Harambe.

Oscar Pistorius Jokes More Oscar Pistorius Jokes

Why did Oscar Pistorius lose his court case?

He hadn't got a leg to stand on.

What's the difference between England and Oscar Pistorius?

England gets off scott-free.

Valentine Jokes More Valentine Jokes

Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?

Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

Why do skunks celebrate valentines day?

Because they are very scentimental.