What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band?

Bullets For My Valentine

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What's the difference between bullets and people?

People miss Harambe

Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

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How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots

What's the difference between England and Oscar Pistorius?

England gets off scott-free.

Valentine Jokes More Valentine Jokes

What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band?

Bullets For My Valentine

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.