Why didn't Ronda go to Prom?

she got Holm schooled told me to go here .

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Because it had nobody.

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What do you do when Ronda says "Not Tonight"?

Kick her out of bed

Why didn't Ronda go to Prom?

she got Holm schooled told me to go here .