Why didn't the skeleton go for prom?

Because it had nobody.

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Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.

Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

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Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

Why did the skeleton not go to his prom?

he had noBODY to go with.