Why didn't Superman rescue Princess Diana?

Because he was in a wheelchair.

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How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?

Take them out their wheelchair.

What's his secret?

He's in a wheelchair

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What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common?

Their last big hits were The Wall.

Why did Princess Diana divorce Prince Charles?

She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!

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How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?

He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.

What do you call it when Superman craps his pants?

Undy-terd.