Why didn't Superman rescue Princess Diana?

Because he was in a wheelchair.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen in a wheelchair?

ROLAIDS

Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a better driver!

What's the difference between princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver

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What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?

He'd be an illegal alien.

How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?

He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.