Why didn't Superman rescue Princess Diana?

Because he was in a wheelchair.

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Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

getting the wheelchair in the oven.

How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

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What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a better driver!

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Why don't Superman's farts smell?

Because krypton gas is odourless.

What's the difference between Superman and Roman Reigns?

Superman's powers are all natural .