How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?

Take them out their wheelchair.

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What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

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When is 100 less than 99?

On a microwave.

How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer?

Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.

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What did the blind deaf mute boy in a wheelchair get for Christmas?

Cancer!

What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable ?

The wheelchair

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How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?

Take them out their wheelchair.

What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip